you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Randomize
