Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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