Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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