you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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