Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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