dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
