So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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