Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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