VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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