Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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