i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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