And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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