is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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