she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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