my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
