what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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