I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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