have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He uses pillows to masturbate.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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