They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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