glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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