VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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