Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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