i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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