bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she smelled like a LAN party
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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