Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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