woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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