When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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