I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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