Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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