their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Porn is love you can see.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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