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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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