sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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