My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
