I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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