So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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