Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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