I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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