The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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