I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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