At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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