You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i wish my penis had a tongue
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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