Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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