I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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