They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
