Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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