So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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