i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
When did angry sex become our thing?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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