he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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