halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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