There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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