You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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