This is not my ceiling
I cockslap morals
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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