I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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