ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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