Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
from now on my penis is your penis
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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