cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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